The Zombies Across the Street hate winter.
I mean, sure…we all hate winter…but nowhere near as much as the Zombies.
And you can pretty much understand why.
Snowy, icy sidewalks are not conducive to Zombie ambulation.
In other words, they don’t walk real well in snow or ice.
You know, because of the shuffling thing.
And nothing makes a Zombie crankier than wet socks…other than holier than thou vampires who constantly flaunt their top of the line, fine tailored clothing in front of them.
You may not think it to look at them, but Zombies are pretty sensitive to the tattered condition of their wardrobes. Hey, can they help it if digging out of a 6 foot grave takes its toll on cotton, whether its permanent press or not?