Sorry, for the weird Retort E-mail that went out the other day featuring a post from last April on
I don’t know why that happened.
Some glitch in the automatic mailing system, I suppose.
But it never happened before, so who knows.
Maybe I screwed something up.
Hope it didn’t annoy you too much.
I’m also sorry for the cheesy “Little Red Christmas Ball” ad that went out the other day too.
I hate to take advantage of my subscribers like that...make them think they’re getting a brand new Retort to peruse and then hit them up with a commercial for my book.
Even if I was giving it away for free.
But, hey...I’ve only got a pretty small window to promote this thing....this thing that will bring you holiday warmth, sentimentality and enjoyment for years and years to come....
So whatdya expect?
What I expect is you were annoyed and probably twice as annoyed by all the even more annoying Facebook posts about it.
Especially now that it’s not free any more.
Like it’s my fault, you were too busy making Turkey sandwiches to take a minute and get a freebie download.
But that’s just me.