The Big Brrrrrrr has arrived.
In some ways, it’s a bit hard to believe.
Septem-brrrrrrr, already.
La-brrrrrrr Day, knocking on the door.
Seems as if it were just Janu-wary.
And by this time next week, a lot of people will be declaring
summer over...at least unofficially.
But we were able to squeak out a couple of extra weeks from
summer this year...unofficially I mean.
Summer, the official season,
is still the same number of days as it is every year, as it is for every season;
approximately 90 days.
However, being the media brainwashed, marketing puppet pods that
we are, we follow the rules of Memorial Day to La-brrrrrrr Day, to define our unofficial
summer...and this year they are as far apart from each other as they could
possibly be; May 25th to Septem-brrrrrrr 7th .
Last year the unofficial end of summer was Septem-brrrrrrr 1st
and some folks had already curled up into a fetal position in their beach
chairs by now.
Now I get a whole extra week before I...I mean...they have to do that.