With all the important and controversial issues thrown at us
every day, all day—collusion vs. illusion...obstruction vs. construction vs. destruction.
Sexual predators vs. harassers vs. lousy dates and just plain stupid people. Secret
societies, Fake News, partisan politics, a divided nation, head spinning Tweets,
my guy vs your guy...and the Yankees trying to buy yet another championship...again...and
probably succeeding. And don’t even get me started on the “evil” Belichick/Brady
coven up in New England—I thought I would tell you about the difficulties I'm experiencing planning our upcoming Disney Vacation.
What?
You thought I built myself a triple layer, extra strength, double
bubble living compartment for nothing? Plus, painted it with two coats of “Opaque
Opal” so no one can see in, while I can’t see out, just so I can spend more
time watching cable TV, while weighing the pros and cons of an all Oprah
administration featuring free weight watcher memberships for everyone?
Uh uh...I’ve got real problems here, Bud.
Like trying to locate where I put those Mouse Ears I wore so
well back in the 60s’.
But let me start where all pointless, self-absorbed,
misinformed stories like this always start....somewhere in the middle, mostly
near the end...since to start at the beginning would be a cliché, not to
mention time consuming.