With Halloween’s ghosts and ghouls well in the rear view, we
now commence gobbling up bushels of November days, trotting ever onward toward
Thanksgiving.
See what I did there?
I incorporated as many cliched, Thanksgiving references I
could stuff into a single, festive serving.
There…I just did it again!
Not easy….
No indolent MeleagrisGallopavo, am I. You won’t catch me sitting
idly by, bogged down in cranberry jelly dodging Turkey shot.
Uh uh…not me…
Besides the
fact, I prefer lying, idly by, I’m always on the lookout for new and exciting
gobbledygook to confuse the issue and keep you, the reader, scratching your
head.
How’m I doing?
So, we snuck in
another Halloween, last week; complete with several Billion little holiday
revelers pounding on our front door. It was a bit touch and go for a while,
whether or not we would. The weather was an issue, most of the day, with a threat
of heavy rain in the evening. Luckily, except for a few isolated showers, it
held off and we shoveled out a couple of truckloads of “Fun Size” candy bars.
Although, as I queried,last year, what’s “Fun” exactly about teeny weenie candy bars.
So I’ve started
a campaign aimed at all the major Willie Wonkas among us, to rebrand these “Fun
Size” confections more appropriately as “Terribly Life Crushing, Disappointment Size”.
Which—besides
the fact, I used the same line last year and it still sounds a bit harsh—I believe is more appropriate.
Why sugar coat
it…so to speak?
Anyway, the holiday
frivolity started particularly early, this year, mostly because I forgot to
shut the front door.
And, despite
the fact I’d yet to turn on the porch light, the universal, suburban, signal of
“we’re open for business”, the first little knock sounded on our glass storm
door at precisely 4:30 pm, and there, with a beaming smile, stood a little golden
haired, 3 -year-old princess, shouting, “Trick or Treat”!
Having yet to
bring up the first truckload of candy from the basement, I was caught totally
unprepared. Mostly because, In the past, I’d still be upstairs, at 4:30, hiding,
under the bed, waiting for Z to come home to organize things…and pretty much
do all the candy handing outing.
Luckily, I just
happened to be munching on a bag of pretzel nuggets, at the time, so, not
wanting to be the primary source of early childhood trauma, I opened the door
and selflessly, dropped a couple of my last remaining nuggets into The Princess’s
little plastic pumpkin, to which she excitedly responded with a great big “Tank
You, Happy Halloween!”
At which time, I
took the opportunity to provide a minor bit of friendly instruction in the proper
Halloween protocol regarding front porch lights, which for some odd reason, made
the Little blonde Princess drop her plastic pumpkin—nuggets and all—onto the
walkway, and begin to cry.
Horrible right?
I mean I could
have eaten those nuggets myself!
What?
Oh, come on…I’m
kidding. I’m a kidder!
What kind of a
monster do you think I am?
Do you really
think I would make a little blonde Princess cry on what might have been her
very first Halloween?
No…it was her
mother who was crying.
I mean she
should know the rules…right?
And besides, it
was more cursing than crying.
Although, I
think I saw a few tears…yet they might have been mine.
But I’ve strayed
terribly from the primary theme of this particular dissertation.
As the night of
spooks and demons progressed, I found myself observing, as is my wont, the
wonder on the faces of all the other little Princesses, Ninjas, Spider Men (apparently
there are a variety of them now), Werewolves and even some make believe Zombies
(I think) as they crisscrossed lawns, ran up walks and bounced up porch stairs…all
without a single regard as to how really unusual this all was.
Somehow, on
this solitary night, even a three-year-old, is free to knock on a neighbor’s
door, shout a phrase as meaningless to them as “would you like tap or
sparkling with that" and have a bunch of smiling adults ply them with all sorts of
candy…along with the occasional pretzel nugget.
There’s nothing
for a kid to question about that. Nothing to make them wary, in a world filled
with insanity. No wondering…What’s
the catch here? This seems a little too
easy too easy.
It’s just
Halloween and somehow, it’s all okay.
Which then got
me thinking, which is also my wont, when was the last time I felt like it
was all okay…other than that time in Vegas, which is a story for another
time…or maybe not.
When was the
last time I had absolute certainty anything was as it should be and I
couldn’t ask for more?
Maybe 1960,
when I was six years old, marching down the streets of my own neighborhood,
decked out in my Zorro outfit, safe behind a mustache and a mask with assumed
anonymity.
“Happy Halloween…Trick
or Treat…Thank You!”
That’s all
there was in that moment.
Plus, the manic
imaginings of counting out all that candy, later…or at least all the candy left
over that the older Hooligans I walked with didn’t take for themselves.
The price I
happily paid to hang with the older kids.
At least that’s
what they told me.
As kids, we dwelled
forever in our happy moments, seeking one out after the other after the other
and onto the next.
Once Halloween
was past our excitement turned to Thanksgiving and the thought of 72 family members
seated at a Table meant for 8, fighting over 2 drumsticks…and wasn’t it great!
Spotting the
first snowflakes of December floating outside your third-grade window elicited a
primal thrill, overpowering the monotone emanating from the front of the classroom
regarding the major imports and exports of Brazil.
Snow Men, Sleigh
riding, Snow Balls and frostbite…was all we could think about!
And that would lead
our thoughts in only one direction; the coming season of Ho-Ho-Ho and all
things jolly, not to mention holly.
It’s how we
thought, as kids…back then.
And from what I
could observe, outside my Halloween front door, it’s how kids still think…right
now.
Somehow, as the
world evolves around us and we grow into hard headed adults, we lose sight of
that simple fact.
It’s all about
the moment, in question…without question.
And if candy is
involved…all the better.
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I always want to know what the "trick" might be. There is never an answer. Don't you agree it is important to KNOW just in case a deal is possible?
ReplyDeleteVery good point, as usual. Pehaps a series of card tricks that would put a person to sleep after an hour or so....
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