I’m looking for a couple of surrogates.
At least a couple...maybe more.
They’re all the rage these days.
Everyone who’s anyone has them.
Even the surrogates have surrogates.
You know, some folks to stand up...or sit down—whatever position they prefer—for you or whomever and mindlessly smile and represent whatever issue they’re surrogating, when the media starts asking all those hard questions they like to ask.
Which I’m pretty sure they’d be asking me if they weren’t so distracted by all this silly political stuff.
He said, she said...no he didn’t...yes she did....they wanted to but then they thought better of it...or didn’t think at all...or thought too much...and none of it made much sense, anyway...at least if you were paying attention, which most people really aren’t.
And on and on it goes...somewhere, someplace or something like that.