I read an article, recently, that talked about women who pay men compliments that are really not compliments at all.
Needless to say, I found this disturbing…because a talking
article is just weird….
And if it's really needless to say, then why am I saying it?
And if it's really needless to say, then why am I saying it?
But I digress.
Seriously, though, because we all need to be serious from
time to time--at least according to that judge— I thought it was something
worth discussing.
You know, like when a woman tells her husband how cute he
looks trying to fix the lawn mower.
Granted, it’s a given that any activity that requires a
ratchet wrench and motor oil is intrinsically adorable, but when a fella is
trying to figure out what end of the mower the blade goes, adorableness is the
last thing on his mind…although I suppose some things can’t be helped.
Besides, when one is engaged in serious “man business”, being equated to a puppy playing with a shoe is kind of rude.
Other so called compliments that tend to make men cringe are any sort of comments that reference “today”. You know things like:
- You look nice, today.
What, I don’t usually look nice?
- You smell good, today?
Same as above.
- You didn’t screw anything up, today…at least not too badly…that can’t be fixed…someday.
Then there are the compliments that begin with “I didn’t know”:
- I didn’t know you could make toast.
- I didn’t know you knew what a hamper was.
- I didn’t know you could bathe.
And when a guy tries to do something really helpful, like doing
the laundry—for some reason...some insane, unexplainable, yet well
intentioned, reason—it’s not necessarily heartwarming to hear:
- I appreciate your doing the laundry…even though I usually add water first.
- It must have taken you quite a while to get these wrinkles spread out so evenly…over the underwear.
- This looks good in grey.
- Everyone has trouble with the on/off switch.
Compliments for being helpful in the kitchen are always appreciated, but try to avoid saying things like:
- How could you have known you had to crack the shell open first?
- Most people wouldn't even think to boil bacon.
- Sticking Fritos in the hamburger meat is so creative.
- It took me a while to figure out that milk is the white one, too.
And probably the worst kind of questionable compliments have to do with real manly activities, such as home repairs.
- What I love about you is that you’re not afraid to think outside the box. Most people would never think to use that end of the hammer.
- Great idea…fixing the faucet and washing the kitchen floor at the same time.
- Most people would never use a ladder that way.
- You know, I always thought that staircase was a luxury, anyway.
So try to keep all this in mind the next time you pay your significant other a compliment. Everything is open to perception, and since we’re so busy criticizing ourselves most of the time, we think everyone else is too.
Even though, sure, I know…I can’t help looking adorable when
I type.
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