I've been
getting calls from people asking if I see my shadow.
Don't know what
that's about....
Aren’t there
rodents for that?
Wait…what?
Apparently the groundhog
wasn’t able to get out of his driveway, this morning, due to the excessive accumulation
of ice and snow.
But why is that
my problem?
I couldn’t help
even if I wanted to…despite my semi-rounded chin.
My shadow and I
haven’t spoken in years…not since 2010.
We couldn’t
agree on boundaries.
I wanted a
little more space but my shadow wanted to stay under foot…all the time…like it
was watching my every move.
Not good.
And now for
some reason people are throwing my shadow back in my face.
It’s always
something.
Right?
I mean, has my
shadow decided to start talking smack about me again?
Hey…it wasn't
my idea to get so long and drawn out at the beach that day.
My shadow was
getting into everything…and everybody.
So I did the
only thing I could.
I sat under the
umbrella…for the rest of the month.
My shadow didn’t
like that.
Said I was
ruining its summer.
Can you believe
that?
I was ruining my
shadow’s summer….
Talk about self-centered.
I know…it
sounds a little far-fetched, which is not like me at all.
Right?
The idea that a
person can have a falling out with his shadow…someone other than Peter Pan.
But I bet some
of you already have and don’t even know it.
Think about
it. When was the last time you actually
saw your shadow?
When was the
last time you actually looked for it, let alone paid it attention?
Yeah….
It could have
taken off years ago and you never even knew.
Which was
probably the problem in the first place.
Shadows are
prone to insecurity; they feel people look right through them, so they’re never
sure if they’re being taken seriously.
Then, one day, they
leave…without saying a word…at least not to you….not directly.
So by now you’re
probably looking for your shadow and you feel relieved to see it, right there wrapped
around the chair, next to you.
And now you’re
ready to give it it’s due…maybe.
But are you
sure that’s your original shadow?
Are you sure that’s
not just some “rebound” shadow, who
stepped in when it saw a void.
Yeah…that’s
what these “rebound” shadows do….and
then they’re just as clingy, if not more clingy, than the original.
And since you
don’t pay attention to your shadow in the first place…what do you care?
Sorry…I guess I
hit my own nerve.
Look at me,
now; sticking up for the shadows.
Maybe I was too hard on my shadow.
Maybe I should
go find it and make things right.
Yeah…so what if
that mean 6 more weeks of winter?
At least I’ll
have my shadow back.
I guess I kinda
missed having it around, after all.
Strolling down
the avenue just hasn’t been the same.
Be nice to your shadow, for he protects you from bad guys. He is wise, for he knows that evil lurks in the hearts of men.
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