Wednesday, May 4, 2016

May-Be...May-be-not....





Some call it the merry month of May.

May-be.

May-be-not....

You don’t hear “merry” used all that much anymore, though.

I mean other than the Christmas thing.

Folks don’t say, “I’m having a merry old day, today”.

Or they’re in a very merry mood.

No...for some reason “merry” has been shoved aside into the frivolous adjectival flotsam of colorful conversation.

Which is too bad because it seems a very merry, apropos description...especially for the month of May.

May-be.

May-be-not....

As months go, May is full of potential.

The re-birth of spring blooms in May.

Leaves of summer dot the trees, waves of green in a flowing breeze...a reminder the cycle spins, forever and a day...especially in May.

May-be.

May-be-not....

May is for breaking out new shorts and T’s.

Pre-season beach excursions.

Dusting off the chairs and digging out the towels.

Cooling down the first sunburns.

May-be.

May-be-not....

May is cold.

May is warm.

May is wet.

May is dry.

May-be.

May-be-not....

Mom’s, Margaritas and Derbies.

Julips, Limes and Roses.

All the milestones of May.

Tilling the soil.

Plantings and seedlings.

Burgers and Hot dogs.

Watermelon, lemonade, ice tea and summer beer...especially the summer beer.

All about in May.

The pathway to summer and a desired destination unto itself...is May.

May-be.

May-be-not....

Laughs and giggles...dirty knees, itchy eyes and sneezing fits.

All about in May.

May-be.

May-be-May....

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3 comments:

  1. may is exhausting...but may-be in a merry kind of way...

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    1. Well....may-be if your kids didn't particiapte in every sport ever invented....

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    2. thankfully it's almost time for summer hiatus!

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