Goodbye November….
You tried…I guess…but this year you were a real turkey of a
month.
Get it… turkey of a month?
Sorry….
Maybe because I ignored November from the start.
I usually have something to say about the start of each new
month, even if only in passing.
But since November snuck into town on the heels of the
“Super Storm”, it went largely unnoticed.
So I suppose if I were a month that would put my nose a
little out of joint also…if I were a month…and had a nose.
But so many people spent the majority of November’s first
half in the dark; some even now, believe it or not. Who had time, let alone the ability to see a calendar?
To be honest—which I guess implies that most times I’m not—a
lot of folks didn’t even care what month it was; all they cared about was
getting warm.
And just as November was beginning to flex its
schadenfreude muscle and unabashedly relish in October’s misfortune at losing
Halloween…we end up pushing Halloween right into November.
Like November—schadenfreude aside—was
prepared to take on Halloween and all the Zombies, Vampires and endless bags of
candy that accompany it?
And the fact that October took the opportunity to knock off
early and opened its condo in Boca a week ahead of schedule this year, didn’t
make November any less bitter.
I mean November has always had a bit of a complex anyway.
It’s kind of like Thursday in that way.
Close but no cigar.
Admit it, how many times on a Wednesday night did you moan
and say, “Ughhhh…I wish tomorrow was
Friday instead of Thursday.”
Same with November.
Turkeys and Pilgrims notwithstanding, November’s really got
nothing to write home about either.
All the colorful foliage of fall is past and for the most
part moldering on your lawn in November, which requires raking.
The retailers have pretty much ignored your one big day and
already jumped ahead to Christmas decorating and every other yuletide this and
that.
In fact, most people can’t even wait for Thanksgiving to be
put to bed before they start their Christmas shopping mania.
And, like I said, on top of all that, this year November had
to figure out what to do with all those little ghouls and goblins clogging up the
streets.
November is just not suited for ghouls and goblins.
Not many months are.
So who could blame November for acting out a little by
dumping 4 inches of snow on us just before the re-sched.
Then it opened up the door and let all this artic air slip in
from Canada.
I mean, yeah…it is a brrrrrrrrr
month, but who can remember the last morning we woke up with the thermometer
above the 30’s?
But now it’s done…almost.
So November had a bad month….big deal.
Who didn’t?
It’s entitled.
Besides, one of the good things about November is that no one
really notices much about it anyway.
That’s just how it is with border months.
I mean does anybody notice much about March, unless you’re
Irish or have a birthday in March?
Not really…we’ve all got our eye set on April and December.
But there is one good thing that came out of this November.
I finally got to use schadenfreude in a story…three times!
So thanks,
November…no hard feelings…we’ll see you again next year and try again….
And watch
the schadenfreude …no good ever came from that kind of thing.
Besides…you’re better than that.
Four times!
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Ode to Joy. Long may it live. Just try to avoid Weltschmerz, and you'll be OK. Are you going to move April l, April Fool's Day? That's my favorite. I could do without Groundhog Day, for I feel sorry for that poor little fellow, grabbed out of his bed, forced to see daylight when he was in the middle of a wonderful groundhog type dream.
ReplyDeleteMy weltschmerz is just fine, thank you. It’s everyone else that has a problem. But what can you do?
DeleteApril Fools is solid. It would be just plain silly to move it. And, as you describe it, every day is groundhog day for me….