Hey Dude, you’re stepping on my tail!
No....what's up with that???
Better hurry before they're ALL GONE...which is a lie because they'll never be all gone...never....
So why not buy one just to reward my forthrightness..ness...ness?
You might even enjoy it.
And spread the word...cuz nobody else is....
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