But you can’t, so get over it.
Carrying on the holiday decorating tradition established by her mom and her mom before, Z decorates our abode with all the proper adornments that befit each and every occasion.
Not to mention our own personal little prognosticator named Shadow, who, lets face it, has it a lot easier than your average GH.
Or I should say “more” famous since Phil was pretty popular among Groundhog enthusiasts long before the film.
Or he’s a writer….
In any case, it's the only system we have at the moment, and until some other rodent wants to step up, like a porcupine or a mongoose, which I'm not even sure is a rodent, but know from experience they definitely don't like to be lumped into that category—but who does, except rats and nobody is going to listen to a rat—until then, we have to go with what we have.
It's not like we can actually predict the weather or anything.
No....what's up with that???
Better hurry before they're ALL GONE...which is a lie because they'll never be all gone...never....
So why not buy one just to reward my forthrightness..ness...ness?
You might even enjoy it.
And spread the word...cuz nobody else is....
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