Sunday, December 22, 2013

The Sunday Archive of Retort - 12/14/12

Well the party turned out to be a pretty big success. 

The Druids were well behaved...I think...and the Zombies turned out to be the life of the party...sort of.

Who knows...maybe next year we'll just open things up and invite the werewolves and the witches...but not the Vampires.

The Vampires get a little too touchy feely around the mistletoe...if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I'm putting the finishing touches on all my holiday wrapping, which is even more of an adventure that inviting ghouls to a Christmas party.

I'm not the best when it comes to wrapping....

From 12/14/12:

"Not a Wrapper"


  1. i don't care how they look, can you wrap my stuff????

    1. You'd have better luck with Maggie Bojangles....


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