Sunday, May 17, 2015

Look...My New Book!

I need to renew my beach card, so I decided to write a book. I figure, if I sell 35 copies, I might be able to cover the fee.

 38 if I want to get lunch, too….

Actually, I wrote this book
“The Kingdom of Keys” - a long time ago. I just waited until now to publish it, because…well, it was time. That and the fact that nobody else would publish it earlier. But that’s a story for another day…and you can count on that, too…soon.

Still, this was my “Baby” and like any good parent, I kept it locked up in a drawer until I was ready to let it out and put it to work. You know…tough love. Anyway, if you’re a fan of Young Adult Fantasy - Action Adventure fiction…one with a pretty good message for kids who find “fitting in” something that…well, just doesn’t fit…this book’s for you…and your kids and your kid’s kids. It’s a good story; one I think will make a difference for those who need it, no matter what age they are. I know I needed it…and it helped me, just writing it.
It went up on Amazon
, just yesterday, in Softcover and Kindle, so you’re pretty much the only ones who know, right now. So be the first on your block to own your own…get ahead of the curve…be a trendsetter…out in front of the crowd. I tell you this is gonna be on cupcakes soon….and who doesn’t love cupcakes????

Anyway,  I hope you’ll “Like” it, “Share” it, “Tweet” it…and “Shout” it out to all your friends on everything and anything. And while you’re at it…even put up a review on Amazon!

I mean after you read it…and like it, of course. But you know, how could you not?

Right, right, right???

Hey, every little bit of promotion helps….

I need a new beach chair, too….


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  1. wow!!!! a BOOK!!!! that's outstanding, brian!!!!! lots of exclamation points today.... godpseed, my friend.

    1. Thanks, Nic...they're great for fixing wobbly tables, too!


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