As cold and icy as the early part of the year was, I have to admit, May’s been good to us so far.
At least around these parts…
I mean, the parts that were left over after I put the patio table together.
I have to remember to pick them up before “someone” trips over them again.
Anyway, it’s been nice.
Temps in the mid to upper 80s.
Even over 90 by some other parts…the ones I keep behind the garage, that I think came from something under the car…not sure.
The point being, nobody can complain about May…so far.
Unless you think it’s been too hot…and you had to drag your air conditioner out early…and wrenched your back…which prevented you from mowing your lawn…which caused your neighbors to complain…which lead to....
Well, you get the idea….maybe.
What I’m trying to say, is…May’s been good…so far.
I say, “so far” because May’s been known to be a little fickle, especially around this time of year.
Which makes sense because what does anyone care about what May is doing in July.
Believe me…you don’t wanna know.
Some parts north and west of here are actually talking about frost, overnight.
But I think those parts are mostly refrigerator parts, which like to talk trash…but they should really leave that to the garbage disposal parts, because they do it so much better.
So, it’s been nice having a little taste of summer in spring.
As seasons go, spring is generous like that. It’ll serve up some snow and sleet on the front end, then turn around an give you heat and humidity in the middle, which totally makes you forget all about the snow and sleet.
Because then all you can think about is how sticky and slippery you feel.
Kind of like Dr. Oz.
I actually don’t know, what that means.
I just threw that part, about Dr. Oz, in.
He’s been popping up a lot lately so I figured people would think that was funny.
Dr. Oz in no way endorses or has anything to do with neither spring nor May. In fact Dr. Oz has no association with any season whatsoever.
In fact Dr. Oz has no interest in anything at all…unless there’s some sort of cash payout involved.
Why should he be any different than anyone else?
So let’s be clear….
I don’t know why I go off on these tangents.
Maybe it’s the heat…or the cold….or maybe just the pollen.
Yeah…let’s blame the pollen. It’s covering everything, right now.
It’s certainly not the rain. We haven’t had much of that around these parts.
You know the ones I mean….