Have you ever had one of those days?
You know…one of THOSE days.
How was it?
I’m having one of those days, today.
I woke up in a bad mood.
I think it was the sun.
The sun was annoying me.
I mean, who needs that, first thing in the morning.
Then the heat was acting up.
And that’s the last thing you want giving you trouble, first thing.
I don’t know what it was, exactly; it was just different.
It seemed a bit out of place.
And maybe a smidge drier than normal.
I’m not sure….all I know is, it wasn’t the heat I was expecting.
The water was fine, so no complaints there.
Well, actually now that I think of it, the hot water wasn’t quite itself either.
I think the hot water might have been a smidge on the dry side, too.
Then I had to throw away my old toothpaste and open a brand new tube.
I couldn’t squeeze out a single plop more….even with the vice in the basement.
So there was that.
Then I lost another bristle off my toothbrush.
Now I’m down to four.
Bristles, not toothbrushes.
What…you think I’m made of money?
Then I was all out of bagels…so I decided to have apple pie for breakfast…just because I wanted to.
Plus I have trouble making toast….
With or without the bread….
I also like to butter my bread…on both sides.
People say that’s wrong.
If there are two sides I’ll butter it.
If there are three…I’ll butter that one too.
But it does get a little messy.
And don’t even get me started on the milk…or the orange juice.
Especially the orange juice.
And then the day just went downhill from there.
Don’t ask why….
Because then I’ll have to make up more stuff.
And that will annoy me, too.
Not to mention, you.
Then you’ll be having one of “those days”.
And so on and so on….
Of course, now, I have no idea how to end this thing.
Which was to be expected I suppose.
It’s been one of those days.