Here we are on the last day of January only to be greeted by another morning of sub-freezing temperatures.
There was yet another dusting of snow on our walkways during the week…which, down south, shuttered entire cites because, you know…southerners think of snow as some sort of fungus.
But hey, it’s January, soon to be February; it’s winter…it’s
what winter is.
We might as well complain about too much heat and humidity
in the summer.
Oh, wait…we do that too.
So I guess it’s a pattern.
The good news is it’s supposed to get progressively warmer
as we head towards the BIG day, coming up this weekend…even into the 40s, which
would be like a tropical vacation, around here…especially, as I said, we head
towards the BIG day.
There’s no longer any spurious, premature talk of a massive
snowstorm that would have had the potential to squash everyone’s fun and bring
the BIG day to its knees.
Nope…all systems are a go, and all the days of sweat, hard
work and planning will be rewarded with one super event that everyone has been
looking forward to since…well, since the
last BIG day, a year ago.
And on Sunday…the wait will be finally over.
And once that little rodent slips out of his hole and either
sees his shadow or doesn’t see his shadow…well, then something will happen in
regard to how much longer winter will last…but I can never keep that straight.
What?
You thought I was talking about something else?
What could be bigger than Groundhog’s Day?
What could be bigger than incontrovertible proof that
finally…finally…there’s an end in sight to the winter to end all winters.
Whatever that means….
I’m not sure…because I’m pretty sure were still gonna have
more winters.
But somehow everything is contingent on…as we in the know
like to say…this odd little Marmota
monax, which, as I’m sure you're aware, is a member of the Sciuridae family, from New Jersey, whose boss is a
little chubby rodent named Tony.
But let’s keep
that between us…know what I’m talking about?
Anyway, thanks to
the mostly accurate information to be gleaned on Wikipedia, I can tell you that Groundhog Day, at least in
the US of A, can be traced back to the German communities of central and
western Pennsylvania, which also boasts the origins of the #2 pencil and
subsequently standardized testing, which measures your ability to color in
little holes on paper.
The custom—Groundhog
day, not standardized testing—can be traced back even further to ancient
European Lore, where the weather prognostication was attributed to, not a groundhog at all, but a big
sacred bear, which is widely acknowledged also to be the start of Al Roker’s
career as a weatherman.
So you can’t
really argue with that kind of tradition, let alone accuracy, which is stated
to be almost 40% correct, most of the time, except for when it isn’t and the
percentages go down.
But nobody likes
to dwell on the negative…not when it comes to Groundhog’s Day…unless it’s that
movie with Bill Murray that goes by the same name...which I happen to like and
can watch all day long, over and over again.
And folks all around the country, but especially here in the
tri-state area of New York/New Jersey and Connecticut are really getting into
it, this year. The grocery stores are jammed with folks making preparations for
Groundhog Day parties, like never before,
even if the little fellow—the groundhog, not Al Roker— does see his
shadow, which is bad…I think.
They’re even giving them a football theme for some reason,
but I’m guessing that’s just because all the stores are already sold out of
their Groundhog paraphernalia and decorations.
You know how it is…the early worm catches the groundhog…or
something like that.
But shhhhhhhhhhhh…don’t
wake him up.
There are still a couple of days until Sunday, and no one
wants a grumpy Groundhog messing up their Fersommling.
You can look it
up….
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A Dutch Pennsylvanian social gathering. I still love the Pats, even though they won't be playing at the Superbowl this time. When they do, there is absolutely no traffic in this area at that time. Spooky. Sort of.
ReplyDeleteDown here we think the Pats are spooky...sort of. Well...creepy is more descriptive...
DeleteDoes this mean I'm uninvited to your Fersommling?
ned....ned ryerson????
ReplyDeleteOf course...did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate?
DeleteBing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
DeleteNeedlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"?
DeleteNed, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.
DeleteLoved this one Bri!
ReplyDeleteThanks, TT...where ya been? I hope you haven't been visiting those questionable, less desirable blogs again....
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